Sitting at home, controller in hand
Wondering why I'm alone again
I don't play sports, yes that's true
But I always play Madden from 9 to 2
Why can't people accept who I am?
I'll just play Nintendo cuz I don't give a damn

I'm a Nintendork
Yes a Nintendork
Nobody wants to befriend me
All of my friends are on TV

I get picked last for gym, but that's cool
Cuz I dominate video games after school
I got beat up in school today
But Liu Kang could fuck up their day
If only all my games existed for real
I could dominate this whole fucking miserable world

I'm a Nintendork
Yes a Nintendork
No one wanted to be my friend
Let's see how things are when their life's about to end